So….tomorrow begins my epic journey or what I like to call, the summer of Waz (Waz is my nickname from my friends if you didn’t know.) So tomorrow, yes tomorrow, my family and I leave for the land of old, Italy. It’s the land of pizza and where mobsters are born and raised. I’m really hoping all my stereotypes are right on this one. I’m really expecting to see that heavy-set Italian mother offering me so much food that I puke. That brings up the question if you still want to eat after you throw-up a full stomach. Sorry, side tracked.
In any case, I’m leaving all my lovely video games and phones behind tomorrow…also, I’m leaving *sniff* my lappy-top. I don’t know what I’m going to do! I might go into shock. The only cure for that is a nice tan. Yes, I shall tan and be shmexy. I also want to be the first person to acutally lose weight on a cruise. Yes, I said lose. Who knows, stranger things have happened such as the extinction of the dinosaurs or Michel Jackson. So that’s all for now. I might update on the trip, maybe not. No promises.
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~Kyle